A Tale of Preplexing Proportions

A Tale of Perplexing Proportions

By Aplabw

I am a cockamamie,

Kumquat,

with a dollop

 of dongles in my pocket.

My friend’s the one with the squeegee.

He’s a lollygagging

nincompoop.

A flibbertigibbet

tells us a doozy of a tail.

Mr. Wilson,

with his dudeen in his mouth,

took his blunderbuss

to shoot at a cloying

 Bobolink.

It was quite a snafu

 leaving everyone feeling a bit wabbit.

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