A Tale of Perplexing Proportions
By Aplabw
I am a cockamamie,
Kumquat,
with a dollop
of dongles in my pocket.
My friend’s the one with the squeegee.
He’s a lollygagging
nincompoop.
A flibbertigibbet
tells us a doozy of a tail.
Mr. Wilson,
with his dudeen in his mouth,
took his blunderbuss
to shoot at a cloying
Bobolink.
It was quite a snafu
leaving everyone feeling a bit wabbit.
A Place Between Worlds 